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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Mike, 33, As huge Dair lover and kinda of psychic. I predicted that Emma and Andrew from Spider-man and (Robsten) Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from Twilight would get together, mainly because how they look at each other on and off screen and Penn wasn’t spoken for…he and Leighton would totes be a couple. I also love Coldplay, wrestling, Vampire Diaries, Smallville, football and a screenplay writer even though I need to work on my grammar skills and that’s just about it.</description><title>There's no place like me</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chantmike)</generator><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Wow! Just wow.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Delena is finally a full-fledge couple despite all this &amp;#8220;sire&amp;#8221; crap. And Steroline is close to fruition. I guess Christmas came a little early.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mep8kuc4qs1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(not my gif)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/37460048344</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/37460048344</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 01:27:52 -0500</pubDate><category>delena</category><category>caroline forbes</category><category>Stefan Salvatore</category><category>Steroline</category><category>damon salvatore</category><category>elena gilbert</category></item><item><title>Way to go Gossip Girl. You sacrificed our ship (Dair), your ratings, your soul, and  your...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Way to go Gossip Girl. You sacrificed our ship (Dair), your ratings, your soul, and  your intelligence for Chair. It&amp;#8217;s cool though, because us Dair fans actually got a chance to see our ship flourish in a relationship whereas the Chair fans have to wait until the final episode of Gossip Girl to get their horrid&amp;#8230;I mean happy ending. I consider this to be a moral victory because we will always have Feb 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mep70iNyHD1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(not my gif)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve missed you ladies. I&amp;#8217;ll be back soon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/37458519858</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/37458519858</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 00:55:00 -0500</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>dan and blair</category><category>Dan Humphrey</category><category>blair waldorf</category></item><item><title>Dair was/is the best thing that ever happened to Gossip Girl.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And that&amp;#8217;s the bottom line because Chantmike said so.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/34842002772</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/34842002772</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 14:40:33 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>Dan Humphrey</category><category>Blair Waldorf</category></item><item><title>Blair: How dare you? Of your many, many attempts at sabotage, this is by far the most pathetic. Are...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blair: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;How dare you? Of your many, many attempts at sabotage, this is by far the most pathetic. Are you so worried that I&amp;#8217;ll find happiness without that you will spread baseless lies at the wake of my best friends grandmother?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chuck:&lt;/strong&gt; While you may be correct about my motives, the blast is anything but a lie. You know Serena and I didn&amp;#8217;t see the video and certainly wasn&amp;#8217;t Louis, so who&amp;#8217;s left?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blair:&lt;/strong&gt; I&amp;#8217;m not playing this game.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chuck:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; Why don&amp;#8217;t you tell that to your boyfriend over there?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt; VS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blair:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; You didn&amp;#8217;t just lie, Humphrey. You let me blame my best friend and my ex for something they didn&amp;#8217;t do. You embarrassed me in front of 400 guests at my own wedding. You made me target for tabloids and T.S.A. agents, not to you mention, you help lock the bars of my gilded cage. Am I forgetting anything? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dan:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;I should have told you the truth right away, but I swear I never meant to hurt you.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blair:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Then what other reason could you have had to send in that video?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dan:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;I spent every day leading up to that wedding listening to you say you had to marry Louis even though you didn&amp;#8217;t love him. I couldn&amp;#8217;t stand to see you so unhappy. I only thought it would stop the wedding. I never thought you would leave it with me.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Stupid arse writers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtl36xOW91qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33482696213</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33482696213</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:09:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>that CB scene still enrages me</category><category>this is where my hatred for Chuck stems from</category><category>oh and he sleeps with Dan's agent</category><category>embarrasses Blair</category><category>brags about and blames Dan</category><category>yet later in the episode he vows his undying love for her</category><category>who writes this shit</category><category>don't answer that</category><category>shitty ass writers</category><category>you are what you write</category><category>hey Blair which guy was the most sympathetic when he realized he trapped you in a loveless marriage?</category><category>It certainly wasn't the guy you chose in the finale</category><category>oh and she talked to Dan everyday before her wedding and he was the first and only person at her dress fitting</category></item><item><title>Daily movie quotes that remind me of Dair</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I want to tell you that I like you. But I can&amp;#8217;t tell you that, can I? I want to tell you to forget about him. He&amp;#8217;s a great guy, the best, and he&amp;#8217;s my brother in everything but blood, and you two are good together, but I still want to tell you to tell him to fuck off and to be with me. But I can&amp;#8217;t tell you that, that all I want right now in the world is to take you away with me. No him, no here, no this. Just us. If just for a day. You know? But I can&amp;#8217;t tell you that. I mean, you can&amp;#8217;t make me.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;                                                                                          Jacob&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;                                                                                                ~ &lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dakota Skye&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33415727594</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33415727594</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 01:26:17 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>dair feels</category><category>daily quotes</category></item><item><title>Always remember that this is storage</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrelw50wU1qbsyvp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33407735422</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33407735422</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:52:14 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>Whispers</category><category>endgame maybe???</category></item><item><title>vampslaying101 replied to your post: My Introduction to Screenwriting class professor&amp;#8230;
Even...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vampslaying101.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_f3f1d7e4543e_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://vampslaying101.tumblr.com/"&gt;vampslaying101&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33393528183/my-introduction-to-screenwriting-class-professor"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33393528183/my-introduction-to-screenwriting-class-professor"&gt;My Introduction to Screenwriting class professor&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Even better. Copy a CB scene from GG as rough draft, submit it, have your prof. rip it apart with the red ink of criticism, post results here. (Of course do a rewrite for the actual assignment).&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re too late. My writer essentials teacher buried the writers. She butchered &amp;#8220;Raiders of the Lost&amp;#8221; She asked if Chuck had a learning disability?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr6g6Vh241qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33394776437</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33394776437</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:55:26 -0400</pubDate><category>vampslaying101</category></item><item><title>My Introduction to Screenwriting class professor informed me that I will need to finish a script by...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My &lt;em&gt;Introduction to Screenwriting&lt;/em&gt; class professor informed me that I will need to finish a script by class ends. Hmmm&amp;#8230;.this may be my chance to write my version of Dan and Blair. But unlike the writers, I will try my best to make sure it contains coherency, conciseness, clarity, character build-up/development, great story lines. I hope my time in Writing Essentials class pays off. I&amp;#8217;ve been working my ass off to improve my sub-par writing skills. This is my chance to show the GG writers how a love story is done.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33393528183</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33393528183</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>I will get my dair ending</category></item><item><title>James, I want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;James, I want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you&amp;#8217;d still be more of a man than any I&amp;#8217;ve known. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;                                                                        ~Vesper Lynd&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; (&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Casino Royale)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr4w9dyVk1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33392530137</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33392530137</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:22:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dair feels</category><category>i consider myself to be macho guy but Dair turns me into a fanboy everytime</category><category>dair</category></item><item><title>You give me so much hope in the middle of all this heartbreak &lt;3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;That’s my job: To make sure all the Dair fans cheer up and never give up on our ship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr46fJ2Qk1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33391425217</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33391425217</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:06:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Of course, it&amp;#8217;s a CB wedding. Why would they have her wear the tracking device all season if...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Of course, it&amp;#8217;s a CB wedding. Why would they have her wear the tracking device all season if they weren&amp;#8217;t going to put it to good use. But that doesn&amp;#8217;t necessarily mean they will exchange vows. Blair will realize this version of Chuck she&amp;#8217;s marrying isn&amp;#8217;t the one she was captivated, infatuated, or obsessed by. He has no depth, bland, lacks versatility, and therefore is incapable of given Blair the stability, tranquility, calmness, admiration, loyalty she desires. She wants love in the pure and simple form, not the complicated and devastating one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes a girl just wants a simple kiss on the cheek, a warm hug, words of encouragement, assurance that her happiness is the most important thing in the world to you. Blair will see that, and run to Dan&amp;#8230;again, but this time &lt;em&gt;the past will actually be a prologue and will start from here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr3q2kcSx1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33390770469</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33390770469</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:56:52 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>i'm never backing off this statement</category></item><item><title>tellmewhatwouldmakeyouhappy:

I can’t stand this. You know what...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbob4kRZ651qa4pdho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tellmewhatwouldmakeyouhappy.tumblr.com/post/33350537882/i-cant-stand-this-you-know-what-this-looks-like"&gt;tellmewhatwouldmakeyouhappy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t stand this. You know what this looks like? It looks like Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey. The Humphreys are now 35. Blair is still head of Waldorf’s Designs. It’s a smashing success and she’s a great business head. She’s even started a magazine associated with the company that is well respected and critically acclaimed in the fashion industry. She has finally become the dictator of taste. Dan has enjoyed a successful career as an author. He’s published many times but wanted to settle down so he started writing for the New Yorker. He’s a contender to become the next editor in chief. They’re at a society gala for some gaudy charity event so they left their 3 year old daughter Audrey with her grandparents Lily and Rufus who are happily married again. They’ll pick her up the next morning so they can have some alone time with each other that night…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please someone tell me HOW to kill this feeling?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33351035892</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33351035892</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 01:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, Chair fans, you guys better pray that Chairsip Girl ratings improve because if they...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey, Chair fans, you guys better pray that Chairsip Girl ratings improve because if they don&amp;#8217;t, I&amp;#8217;m predicting a series finale re-write. Mark my words! I don&amp;#8217;t care if I&amp;#8217;m alone on this. I&amp;#8217;m a delusional optimist, and proud of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpqrm3vgG1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33350617775</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33350617775</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 01:19:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>i'm not predicting endgame</category><category>i'm predicting gamechange</category><category>Chair may just be an endpoint</category></item><item><title>like a whisper: LOL infact Chuck has never tried to expose, attempted or even successfully did ruin Blair's life and career. Nope,...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://complexgirl.tumblr.com/post/33311551237/lol-infact-chuck-has-never-tried-to-expose-attempted"&gt;like a whisper: LOL infact Chuck has never tried to expose, attempted or even successfully did ruin Blair's life and career. Nope,...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://complexgirl.tumblr.com/post/33311551237/lol-infact-chuck-has-never-tried-to-expose-attempted"&gt;complexgirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He didn’t humiliate her in season1, sharing details of her sexual life with Gossip Girl, #bitteraboutNate. He didn’t try to take her Queen Bee status away from her in season2, #bitterabouthismiserablelife. He didn’t sell her out for his hotel to his rapist uncle, #asshole. He has never tried to…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33341398242</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33341398242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:29:38 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>my rants</category><category>gossip girl</category><category>THIS FANDOM SERIOUSLY</category><category>and now i'm done</category></item><item><title>Nobody's gonna rain on our parade.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newyorkdarlings.tumblr.com/post/33312883535/nobodys-gonna-rain-on-our-parade"&gt;newyorkdarlings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Between the abysmal ratings for the premiere episode, Dan’s speech, SuckandBlah’s lame limo scene, Chair shippers’ annoyance, the cast’s non-acting + visible eye-rolling and the unparalleled sassiness that are the Dan and Georgina scenes, I’m enjoying Season 6 far more than I thought I would be. Raise your champagne flutes to toast the GG writers on the lowest viewing figures for an episode yet!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbozsoLZ1u1r85k81.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33340928213</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33340928213</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:23:16 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>kool and the gang - celebration.mp3</category></item><item><title>alluringcliche: I’m having Dair feels. Like I just reblogged or liked about 172638...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://alluringcliche.tumblr.com/post/33316826945/im-having-dair-feels-like-i-just-reblogged-or"&gt;alluringcliche: I’m having Dair feels. Like I just reblogged or liked about 172638...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alluringcliche.tumblr.com/post/33316826945/im-having-dair-feels-like-i-just-reblogged-or"&gt;alluringcliche&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m having Dair feels. Like I just reblogged or liked about 172638 text posts about the episode and it STILL, as always, doesn’t make sense to support Chair&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;it was clear that Blair wasn’t sure about her decision in 524 or about Chuck and she didn’t totally trust Chuck&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;it was clear that she…&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33338962229</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33338962229</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:57:13 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category></item><item><title>So, instead of going to Rome with a guy(Dan) who would pratically build her (Blair) a damn hotel,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, instead of going to Rome with a guy(Dan) who would pratically build her (Blair) a damn hotel, she waits all summer on Chuck (the one who&amp;#8217;s fighting for the hotel he sold her for.) And of course she didn&amp;#8217;t miss Dan, that&amp;#8217;s why she called him all summer to see if he took Serena to Rome (the place she should have been.) Good job, writers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbph0bzklO1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(not my gif)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33338494772</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33338494772</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:51:05 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>no words</category><category>Chuck is not worth it.</category><category>Dan is</category></item><item><title>Dan and Blair as roomates?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a funny feeling that Dan and Blair will become roomies and she&amp;#8217;ll end up kicking him out after she sees the sextape.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbopj53b0q1qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33301740463</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33301740463</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:55:15 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>i can just feel it</category></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;re not behind-the-scenes with me. That&amp;#8217;s what I love about us. We are equals...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;re not behind-the-scenes with me. That&amp;#8217;s what I love about us. We are equals in this.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Our relationship isn&amp;#8217;t about choosing one world or another. Our relationship is our world.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;&lt;em&gt;It&amp;#8217;s probably not going to be our last, but we have to face these disasters together. We&amp;#8217;re a team.&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;                                                             &lt;strong&gt;    vs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;#8220;We made a pact. We have things we need to do on our own. But when we are both in the next place, we will be together. End of story.&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbo5fqVSi01qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33290061424</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33290061424</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 04:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>I don't get things</category><category>nothing makes any sense</category><category>i have no words</category></item><item><title>I am a perceptive son of a bitch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;During Blair&amp;#8217;s &lt;strike&gt;lover&amp;#8217;s quarrel&lt;/strike&gt; with Dan, I notice something.  Pay close attention to Blair as she walks away from Dan right after saying, &amp;#8220;I have to find Serena,&amp;#8221; her facial expression is priceless and I&amp;#8217;m not referring to Blair&amp;#8217;s (expression), I&amp;#8217;m referring to Leighton&amp;#8217;s (expresssion). It just screams. &amp;#8220;What a stupid ass line.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In my head, I envision Leighton saying, &amp;#8220;Why the hell would I want to find Serena?  I would still be with Dan if it wasn&amp;#8217;t for her. Why am I still fighting for Chuck, that is so the last five seasons.&amp;#8221; Go head with your bad self, Leighton, I see you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbo028fFn01qbsyvp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33282622415</link><guid>http://chantmike.tumblr.com/post/33282622415</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:30:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dair</category><category>Leighton Meester</category><category>she hates the writers too</category></item></channel></rss>
